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 Just Kidding
Alandlord went to the doctor to get some test results. The doctor said to the landlord, “I’ve got bad news and I’ve got even worse news for you. What do you want to hear first?”
The landlord said, “Let me first hear the bad news”. The doctor said, “Well the bad news is that, based on your test results, you’ve got only 24 hours left to live.”
The landlord then began to shake nervously. Then, with tears in his eyes, he asked his doctor, “So, tell me, what’s the worse news?” The doctor answered, “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
   Just Kidding
An elderly landlord was driving down the 101 Freeway through Calabasas. As he was driving, his mobile phone rang.
Answering his phone, the landlord heard his wife’s voice on the other end urgently warning him, “Dear, I just heard on the radio news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the 101. Please be very careful while driving.”
“Heck,” said the landlord, “It’s not just one...there’s hundreds of them!”
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